Don't let the door hit you on your way out.
So what did they promise you, Joe?
Maybe they've promised you a shiny new job with a bling-bling car, some free flyin' points and all the perks?
Are you working on a special, secret 'only-for-The-Big-Guy's-Eyes' report, or maybe just happy to find a place where accountability is only for those on the inside?
Maybe you're hoping to finally fade out into the sunset as quietly as an election-hating, I'm entitled to your entitlements bagman?
Or was it your dream all along to wind up a brass bauble that a PM could hang on his mantle?
I guess Joe we'll never know.
But good luck with that...