Of course, it doesn't matter who's dating who, or who lays with whom.
Because as we've seen before, it's fine if our close friends and advisors may have suggested bribing a dying man, or slagged protestors who don't fancy my 'ack!-ountability'; gave the cold shoulder to people suffering from an incurable disease because they talk out of turn; heck, my team may have even fudged heavily on election rules so as to get some free taxpayers' monies.
But let the bra-less squeeze tell-all on TV that she saw your briefs, well, then my so-called feckless leader has a problem.
Have a Jos. Louis, PM?