DON'T DO AS I DO...

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may be the memo that Vic Toews may have wanted to pass Canada's top soldier.
Although the circumstances differ -- one being a subordinate puppet to Canada's social conservative so-called despot, the other the nation's top soldier in a war zone -- it does smack of typical CON double standards.
Mr Toews, just as Mons. Bernier's clumsy public dance and private slip-ups with a former associate of known gangsters, knows that a little tryst with a subordinate can work out just dandy.
Perhaps Brig-Gen. Daniel Menard can make amends with the piously dishonest CON government by signing off on some prisoner transfer documents, or fall on a sword...

HUG A BANKER...

In these trying times, it's nice to know who's your real friend.
Stephen Harper, the pal to big oil, is extending his unwavering support to big businesses' Hinterland of Who's, the Big Banker.
Sorry, environment - you'll just have to wait until the bankers' bullion is safe from the Robin Hoods of the world. What's in your wallet?

HARPER DREAM TEAM TAKES ANOTHER HIT...

He knows how to sing a song and speaks in simple, soft tones. His stories have been incredibly tall and entertaining, stretching reality to a fawning audience.
Not only that, but he might be familiar with the CON circle of friends!
Unfortunately for Stephen Harper, Robert Munsch's public confession today was not a mere cry for help but a timely step to avoid being cast as a card-carrying member of the 'laws are for you, not for me' CONs.